• police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif)

1 hour ago // 657,470 notes
I don’t understand how Evan Peters can go from

stefanii147:

dorky 

to crazy psycho

to rainbows and unicorns

to my heart is breaking into a million pieces 

to fuck me on the kitchen counter

1 hour ago // 32,480 notes